The Daily Mash has a tremendous time with The Royal Bank of Scotland. It wins my prize for satirical headline of the day: RBS collapse 'not caused by the ghost of a dog'.
You can find it here.
The joke dog in the piece is a Border Collie called Dash. I idly flipped that into the Google, looking for a picture to illustrate this post. Amazingly, there actually is a very handsome real Border Collie, actually called Dash, posted on a dog forum by someone called The Mutts' Mum. He's an absolute beauty: